Where are my friends with their Ferrari 430 Scuderias and Monza track days? The best I can hope for is a ride around the McDonald’s parking lot in a rust-coloured Datsun 280ZX with a faulty clutch. No wonder I’m so cynical.

So the story goes that YouTube member “Marchettino” flew shotgun in his mate’s Ferrari 430 Scuderia at some sort of invitation only track day for Ferraristas. Speaking of which, there’s a nice selection of Maranello muscle there. I think I saw (and correct me if I’m wrong) two 430s (white and red), a red 360, a black 458 Italia, a red 599 and a silver 575 M. Man, my Jealous-O-Meter is at like 11 right now.

So his friend hits 270km/h (170mph) in 6th gear…big deal. That doesn’t make me green with envy. I’m a grown man; I have no interest -cough-cough- in this girly, track day malarkey.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to buy some bright red Michael Schumacher F1 gloves and a bottle of Ferrari Light Essence. Ciao

By Tristan Hankins

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