If this Russian taxi driver isn’t under the influence of some hallucinating drug or at least plenty of alcohol, then someone should give him an award for being this year’s biggest nitwit behind the wheel.

If you just bear with us for a minute, you’ll see what we mean. From his dash-cam recorder, we watch the taxicab driver take a turn and bump into a parked, silver Toyota Corolla sedan. No big deal, right?

We doubt there was any damage done, but for some reason, when the Corolla’s alarm goes off, he panicked and tried to make a run for it bumping into two cars before hitting a third one which acted like a ramp flipping over his taxi!

See the incident unfold in the video below.

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