How many times did this guy crash his car before leaving the underground garage?

Probably as many times as we would when pulling a similar maneuver in a video game, but the only difference here is that he has to pay real money for the repairs and subsequent fine.

The security camera footage shows the highly intoxicated man trying to stand on two feet while opening the garage door to let his Alfa Romeo 159 SportWagon out, and it’s not long until his Italian estate checks the first obstacle on the list: an Infiniti SUV.

Moving his car closer to the security camera reveals what seems to be a European license plate, right before taking it to a different part of the underground parking lot, only to hit three more walls on his way out, completely reshaping the front end of the Italian wagon.

The final part recorded by the surveillance system shows the man hitting yet another solid object, this time on the street, before driving off into the night and probably on his way to destroying even more private property. All we can do is hope that nobody was injured during the alcohol-fueled rampage.

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