Our friend Rick sent us this hysterical listing he found on Craigslist in Toronto. We have to admit though that we feel the guy’s pain. For his sake, hope that the 2008 STBEG GPS system looks a bit like the one pictured above… (Pic: Carscoop)

This is the 2008-STBEG model. (Soon-To-Be-Ex-Girlfriend):

5’11”, 130 lbs – fits nicely into the passenger seat.In addition to telling you where you are supposed to go, it will also inform you that:You missed a turn a block after you passed itYou are going too fastYou are going to slowThe radio is too loudYour seatbelt is not fastened properlyYou have no time to stop for a coffeeYour tie does not match your shirtWill keep you informed while driving with slanderous gossip about your mutual friendsKeep track of and log every driving mistake you have ever made and reference them every time you make a remotely similar error.And in case the program crashes, it also has a built in failsafe mechanism that will continually insist that you stop and ask for directions.

Link: Craigslist ,Thanks for the tip Rick!