Apparently, buying a certified pre-owned BMW will turn you into a massive dork. Well, what else are we supposed to think?

Seriously now, I get it, it’s funny. First it was the stressed out soccer mom who wouldn’t let her kids anywhere near that beautiful X3 upholstery – which you can check out here. And now we get two more examples of people who would do anything in order to keep their pre-owned Bimmers out of harm’s way.

First there’s the ‘Protected’ spot which shows a guy that left his phone inside his 5 Series. Before he can actually open the car in order to get it, he has to first unwrap it, literally. Also, we noticed how “sweet” that door sounded when he opened it. Just like new. Which is basically the whole idea, right?

The second video shows a guy trying to find a safe parking spot for his 3 Series in a manner that would annoy even some people that are actually compulsive about this sort of thing. First he decides he’s too close to another parked car and searches for another spot (which is something we’ve all done to be fair), but then he freaks out when seeing this banged up drive up, despite the fact that the entire floor seemed empty.

On one hand, I get trying to protect your car as best you can. It makes sense. But to go out of your way and stress yourself out every time you have to leave your car behind, would be too much.

Actually, it would definitely take away from the pleasure of not just owning the car, but also that of simply enjoying your day, generally speaking.

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