Lincoln’s Panther platform-based Town Car was never a pretty sight and neither was Chris Bangle’s E65 (E6X) BMW 7-Series from the 2000s, so you can imagine what we think about this eBay find.

It’s a 2000 stretch limo version of the Lincoln Town Car supposedly spiffed up with the droopy front end and big butt of the Bangle era 760Li.

And just to make you think that you’re in a BMW, the builder patched in a few color-wrong roundel logos on the seats and door panels – how convincing…

If you want to show the worst of both worlds, it could be yours for $18,000 or best offer on eBay – what would you offer the seller for it?

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