Hundreds Of Pizzas Destroyed In Horrific Arkansas Truck Crash

It is a sad, sad, sad day for pizza lovers everywhere after a truck crash in Arkansas resulted in the destruction of hundreds of cheesy, circular pieces of culinary heaven.

Arkansas Online reports that a semi-truck carrying the precious cargo crashed at approximately 1 pm on Interstate 30 in Little Rock on Wednesday after hitting the low Mabelvale Pike overpass, ripping apart the trailer and sending frozen pieces across the road.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear that any pizzas were saved and instead, footage from the scene shows hundreds of them being run over and scraped away from the tarmac by a host of bulldozers and trucks. It is surely one of the most heinous acts of pizza genocide in all of human history.

Talking to the media, Arkansas Department of Transportation Department spokesman Danny Straessle aptly described the sickening scene.

“There’s a lot of frozen pizzas laying out on the interstate right now. Lots of pizza fatalities,” he said. We fell you fam. We feel you.

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  • kachuks

    Dam ninja turtles.

  • Pizzapocalypse

  • 30 MINUTES OR LESS.

  • LeStori

    Best place for these ‘plastic’ Pizzas. Pig food at best. Go buy a decent Italian pizza. Or maybe Americans just like eating fake food.

    • Erzhik

      There is no such thing as “Italian Pizza” in US. It’s just pizza.

    • gary4205

      Moron.

  • Bash

    Pizza party canceled!

  • Adam

    They’re still good…

  • Six Thousand Times

    No real tragedy: frozen pizzas are usually terrible.

    • Maximilian Norlande Rabbitt

      DiGiorno, though

  • BlackPegasus

    It’s a tragedy indeed.

  • AnaIvanovic

    “Circular pieces of culinary heaven?” They’re frozen pizzas. Good riddance!

    • Maximilian Norlande Rabbitt

      But DiGiorno

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