Hundreds Of Pizzas Destroyed In Horrific Arkansas Truck Crash

It is a sad, sad, sad day for pizza lovers everywhere after a truck crash in Arkansas resulted in the destruction of hundreds of cheesy, circular pieces of culinary heaven.

Arkansas Online reports that a semi-truck carrying the precious cargo crashed at approximately 1 pm on Interstate 30 in Little Rock on Wednesday after hitting the low Mabelvale Pike overpass, ripping apart the trailer and sending frozen pieces across the road.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear that any pizzas were saved and instead, footage from the scene shows hundreds of them being run over and scraped away from the tarmac by a host of bulldozers and trucks. It is surely one of the most heinous acts of pizza genocide in all of human history.

Talking to the media, Arkansas Department of Transportation Department spokesman Danny Straessle aptly described the sickening scene.

“There’s a lot of frozen pizzas laying out on the interstate right now. Lots of pizza fatalities,” he said. We fell you fam. We feel you.

VIDEO

  • kachuks

    Dam ninja turtles.

  • Pizzapocalypse

  • 30 MINUTES OR LESS.

  • LeStori

    Best place for these ‘plastic’ Pizzas. Pig food at best. Go buy a decent Italian pizza. Or maybe Americans just like eating fake food.

    • Erzhik

      There is no such thing as “Italian Pizza” in US. It’s just pizza.

    • gary4205

      Moron.

  • Bash

    Pizza party canceled!

  • Adam

    They’re still good…

  • Six Thousand Times

    No real tragedy: frozen pizzas are usually terrible.

    • Maximilian Norlande Rabbitt

      DiGiorno, though

  • BlackPegasus

    It’s a tragedy indeed.

  • AnaIvanovic

    “Circular pieces of culinary heaven?” They’re frozen pizzas. Good riddance!

    • Maximilian Norlande Rabbitt

      But DiGiorno

2019 Mercedes GLC And GLC Coupe Now Available To Order In Europe

First examples of the facelifted 2019 Mercedes GLC and GLC Coupe will arrive at dealerships this July.

2020 Hyundai Sonata And Next-Gen Kia Optima Could Get AWD

Hyundai and Kia are reportedly developing an electronically-controlled AWD system for their mid-sized models.

Ken Block Hoons His Special Ford F-150 Raptor In Utah

Ken Block’s custom Ford F-150 Raptor pumps out 550 hp and has numerous off-road goodies.

Some U.S. Dealers Are Offering Very Generous 2018 Jeep Wrangler Discounts

A host of 2018 Jeep Wranglers are being offered with dealer discounts exceeding $8000.

2019 Chevrolet Traverse Ditches 2.0L Turbo-Four, V6 Now Only Engine Choice

The 257hp 2.0-liter turbo engine has only been available for a year on the Chevy Traverse.

List Of ‘Top 10 Cursed Cars You Should Never Drive’ Is Both Spooky And Hilariously Silly

If you ever encounter a scary-looking 1964 Dodge 330, you better steer clear.

FCA Recalling Over 320,000 Dodge Darts Due To Roll Away Risk

FCA has thousands of Dodge Dart reports relating to repairs for parking issues.

Nissan Pledges $112,000 To Notre Dame Restoration

Nissan joins multiple companies and individuals who pledged more than $1 billion to rebuild Notre Dame.

2020 Mercedes-AMG A45 Drops Most Camo, Looks Bad To The Bone

The all-new AMG A45 was spied testing at the Nurburgring with minimal camouflage.

VW’s Next I.D. Family Member Could Be A Rugged, Boxy SUV

VW acknowledges that designing a boxy SUV would hurt aerodynamics, and that could reduce its range.