Imagine Getting Rear-Ended By This NSFW Mobile

Batman has the Batmobile to play around with, but what would a guy named Richard drive? Yes, you’re right, that would be a Dickmobile!

Now, leaving all puns aside, this contraption is as real as they come, and judging by the images posted on HowNotToDesignACar, a lot of work has been literally put into making it look like a…well, very special car indeed.

Regardless if you’re looking at it from the front, side, or rear, it leaves very little to the imagination. It even comes with an open-top cabin that has room for two, and it also gets a black fabric soft top for when the weather turns nasty.

And if you’re curious as to why would someone build or drive around in something like this, know that it’s an ‘art car’ that was made in 1969 and retired 5 years later, but not before being driven for 500 miles (805km) on the streets of Los Angeles by its maker, Steve Paige.

Still, hopefully the weird machine doesn’t have any hidden features for bumpy roads, and it’s also probably the last thing you would want to get rear-ended by.

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  • Obsequious Lickspittle

    At least you’ll not have far to look for your racing helmet…

    • Belthronding Tinuviel

      Meaning of “safe drive” gains a lot more sense in this car.

  • JaredTheGeek

    You mean the Charlie Rose mobile.

  • MatTa Ddor

    How many cum per liter

  • Belthronding Tinuviel

    still better than Q7

    • yawenb

      …????
      Are you as irrelevant in real life as your comments on here suggest?

  • LJ

    It’s almost as big as mine.

    • Obsequious Lickspittle

      Yeah, but do you have smoke coming out of your balls?

  • Craig

    It must be really hard-on the tires.

  • kachuks

    I’m surprised it didn’t end up in the Liberace collection.

  • Jason Panamera

    A car for true petrol ,,heads”

  • rover10

    I’m sure some would love to be!

  • Hugh Jorgan

    They finally named a car in my honor.

  • Jason Panamera

    Driving with hand-brake ain’t a shame now.

  • Finkployd

    Wanna go for a ride?

  • Bo Hanan

    I must say I was surprised to see this article. And the picture(s) too.

  • Six_Tymes

    well, i just looked up “pussymobile” on bing and google. HAHA on me.

  • fgclolz

    That’s a true wiener!

  • YUDHA BAGASKARA

    who made these?

    • dll1183

      The Ambiguously Gay Duo of course.

  • supermanuel

    all it needs is the Audi badge on the front and then it’s finished 🙂

    Joking….

    • dubfun

      So Audi has replaced BMW?

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