Old Honda Accord Is Geared Up And Ready For The Zombie-Apocalypse

We get it, you’re worried about zombies and you want to be prepared for when you’ll have to fight off the undead, as well as other survivors looking to take all your belongings.

Now back to reality. Whatever this old Honda Accord is meant to represent, it’s definitely not a proper apocalypse-ready vehicle, not with that mediocre ground clearance, puny engine and poor external protection.

Yet, whoever put this car together the way it is, must have thought that they were doing a good job for whenever they would come face to face with Negan and Lucille – or at least have the car look the part. Is that a fridge shelf on that rear window? Because if it is, we reckon it will stand up much better to a jar of pickles, than a swarm of brain eating zombies or fuel hungry desert dwellers like in Mad Max.

The massive side mirror should come in handy though, especially if the driver is already bad at maneuvering through traffic.

We found this image on reddit, where somebody with the username u/Not-so-rare-pepe posted it on everyone’s favorite “crappy” car mods thread. To be fair, if you look at this as some type of fast “patch job”, it’s not half bad. The problem is that it doesn’t look very efficient.

Done right, this car would need 360-degree window protection, wheel protection and maybe even one of those cow-catchers for good measure.

 

  • Dude

    This looks similar to the all the other older Honda Accords I see .

  • (⌐■_■)

    i wonder how many zombies will it last before it gives.

  • ONLY ONE PICTURE OF THIS BEAUTY?

    • Dude

      YES, APPEARS SO.

  • skinny

    This car needs a role in zombieland 2.

  • Paul

    Somebody had a lot of spare time they needed to kill apparently.

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