Talk About Getting Dumped: Florida Man Pours Dirt On Cadillac CTS Driven By Girlfriend

Relationships can be tough, but most people don’t take out their anger on a helpless Cadillac.

However, that’s exactly what 20-year-old Hunter Mills did as he used a front end loader to dump dirt on a 2010 Cadillac CTS being driven by his girlfriend.

According to a tweet from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, Mills wanted to talk to his girlfriend so she showed up to his work at an excavating company. The two apparently got into an argument when Mill’s girlfriend refused to answer a question, presumably about whose Cadillac she was driving.

Mills then went off the rails and hopped behind the wheel of a front end loader. He then proceeded to dump dirt on the Cadillac, which had its driver’s side window partially open.

The results are pretty clear as the CTS was covered by several inches of dirt. The driver’s side seat and floor were also covered, and you also see dirt on the center console and door panel.

Unsurprisingly, the police were called and Mills was taken into custody. He’s now facing charges of felony criminal mischief.

According to the website of criminal defense attorney Richard Hornsby, that means the damages were estimated to be in excess of $1,000 (£824 / €901). That means Mills could potentially be facing up to five years in jail and a fine of up to $5,000 (£4,120 / €4,507).

H/T to Fox News

  • HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE THAT WOULD END UP AT WALMART IN FULL BODY ARMOR ARMED TO THE TEETH.

  • Bash

    Clearly a goof with a drinking issues.

  • Stigasawuswrecks
  • GobbleUp

    Stupid is as stupid does.

  • TheBelltower

    Oh Florida… get off the opioids. It’s no surprise that this was originally reported by Fox News. Though the girl also gets a dunce award for driving another guy’s (presumably) car to go have a conversation with her boyfriend.

  • SnakePlant

    If you’re girl makes this face daily and lives in Florida, no doubt she’s cheating on you.
    https://media2.giphy.com/media/dlszbFGT8cn9S/giphy.gif

  • Paul

    What a bozo.

  • dantheman

    What is wrong with the youth today? You can’t just destroy someone’s property because your mad at them. Stop throwing tanturums and bea responsible adult.

    • Mr. EP9

      We are way past that point and there’s no going back.

    • Rzrlf

      Its gotta be those videos games

  • Mr. Big

    I don’t want to beat this “Florida man” thing into the ground, but you can’t ignore the facts about that state’s knuckle-dragging populace.

    • Ben

      But the entertainment value tho….it just can’t be ignored.

  • HURACAN

    Florida again?

    • A 🤴🏻 THAT WILL RULE OVER YOU

      yes, is that a problem

  • A 🤴🏻 THAT WILL RULE OVER YOU

    Stop bullying Flordia and leave them alone

  • Mr. EP9

    Florida never disappoints.

  • iddqd

    i read worse florida stories…

Watch A Pair Of Porsche 918 Spyders Give Much More Powerful Rivals A Good Lesson

Thanks to its hybrid powertrain and all-wheel drive, the 918 Spyder can hit 62 mph (100 km/h) in less than 2.5 seconds, scaring some serious machinery.

What Would You Call The BMW Concept 4’s Grille? Coffins? Waffle Iron? Beaver Teeth? Have Your Say

The grille of the BMW Concept 4 has caused a huge amount of controversy about its design – and for very good reason.

Tuned Mercedes-AMG GT 63 S With 818 HP Is Simply WOW!

Posaidon is also offering an 868 hp upgrade for all modern AMGs powered by its twin-turbo, 4.0-liter V8.

Moving House? The C7 Corvette Can Double As A Couch Transporter

Using a ‘Vette to move a large piece of furniture? Apparently, it can be done, though we would pick a vehicle more suited to the task.

Untitled And Unregistered Honda S2000 Could Be Yours For A Little Under $100,000

The same car sold for $70,000 earlier this year.

Tesla’s Nurburgring Attempt Could Be In Vain As Porsche Set The Lap Record With The Standard Taycan Turbo

Porsche didn’t use the more powerful Taycan Turbo S, so they could potentially beat Tesla in the end.

McLaren Thinks SUVs Aren’t Cool, Electrification Is – But Tech’s Still Not Up To Par

Even though tan SUV would boost its annual production from 6k units to 15k, Woking is convinced it’s not right for them.

Bentley Bentayga Stetson Edition Is An Ultra-Luxury Crossover For Cowboys

The special edition is available exclusively at a Texas dealership and features unique styling inside and out.

VW ID.4 Crossover To Be Unveiled In February

The model will be the production version of the ID Crozz concepts.

BMW’s Fall Updates Include A New Mild-Hybrid System For The 5-Series

Other updates include a carbon fiber roof for the 8-Series Gran Coupe and an M Performance package for the M135i xDrive.