Criminal Mastermind Parks Car With Marijuana At Police K-9 Training Lot

A number of states in the U.S. have legalized marijuana, but Virginia isn’t one of them. That brings us to the bizarre story of parking job gone hilariously wrong.

As noted by NBC12, the Richmond Police Department recently made a Facebook post detailing what has to be one of the stupidest mistakes ever made by a criminal.

Saying they “can’t make this stuff up,” the police department revealed someone with marijuana in their car just happened to park in the same lot where they train and test their K-9 unit. If this wasn’t bad enough, the unwitting driver “parked right next to our decoy cars that are used for training.”

Gepostet von Richmond Police Department am Donnerstag, 11. April 2019

He might have as well put a sign announcing his possession of illegal substances. As fate would have it, one of the department’s dogs eventually entered the area and alerted officers to the presence of drugs. This probably caught them off guard as the vehicle wasn’t one of their decoys, even though it happened to be in their parking lot.

Unsurprisingly, police decided to investigate and soon discovered the dog was correct and there was indeed marijuana in the vehicle. The owner of the car was arrested shortly thereafter on a warrant out of Chesterfield County.

While the department believes the man parked in their lot by mistake, they said “it probably isn’t the best idea to park your car that has marijuana in it near a drug dog detection training center.” That’s some pretty sound advice, but it apparently came too late for the unlucky man who practically turned himself in.

Now, there’s a joke (or 10) somewhere around here, but we’ll refrain; let’s just say that it definitely wasn’t his lucky day…

You can’t make this stuff up. Yesterday, a man parked his car on the field at our K-9 Unit. He parked right next to…

Gepostet von Richmond Police Department am Freitag, 24. Mai 2019

  • Mr. EP9

    Come on now, he was just trying to do his part to help the dogs get some real world experience.

  • Benjamin B.

    Our taxpayer dollars are at work stopping people from enjoying themselves. Marijuana should be legal. People do more harm with booze.

    • Netsphere

      why does its smell like skunk farted?

    • Dark Rebel

      Just tax the crap out of it and treat it like alcohol. Its just a green plant.

      • Dylan Wentworth

        “Tax the crap out of it” was pothead logic and we’re now seeing why that was a terrible negotiating strategy.

    • Dylan Wentworth

      People do more harm with booze.

      So you’re saying people do harm with marijuana?
      ?
      ?

  • ANOTHER STABLE GENIUS.

    • Christian

      But he’s not a genius?

    • Bash

      It’s 2019, it’s time for you to use the Caps lock the way it intended to.

  • donald seymour

    Why does that cop looks like Chris Rock?

  • FlameWater

    It’s 2019, put your police resources to something more useful.

    • Dark Rebel

      My thoughts exactly. What also makes me mad is how they virtue signal this case like it is so important.

      • LouInPA

        What makes me mad is we now have terms like “virtue signal” hahaha

  • Dylan Wentworth

    I’m just surprised the car didn’t belong to someone who worked there.
    Of course if it did, we’d have never heard about it.

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