There’s a new contender for the world’s dumbest criminal as a 30 year old Detroit man effectively called the police on himself.

According to the Michigan State Police, the man was traveling with a female passenger when they ran out of gas on I-94.  Instead of calling AAA or a friend, the passenger called the Michigan State Police Detroit Regional Communications Center asking for a courtesy patrol to help them out.

She called again “wanting a quick response,” but one apparently never came.  Undeterred, the driver allegedly hatched a plan to ensure a fast response.

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 Drunk Driver Runs Out Of Gas, Calls Police Claiming To Have Been Shot At To Get Faster Response

According to authorities, the man called the Detroit Regional Communications Center and claimed a white male in a “purple SRT fired 150 shots into his vehicle with an AK-47.”  Police were quickly dispatched and perplexed when they arrived to find no one was injured and no bullet holes in the vehicle.

Police determined the man made a false report of a shooting in an effort to get a quicker response after running out of gas.  If that wasn’t bad enough, troopers noticed the man was drunk and driving on a suspended license.  He also had fugitive warrants to boot.

The man was arrested for operating while intoxicated and reportedly had a blood alcohol content of 0.16, which is twice the legal limit.  He was taken to the Detroit Detention Center and is presumably facing a long list of charges.

H/T to Fox 2