There’s drunk, there’s thinking you’re Freddie Mercury singing Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody drunk, and then there’s this guy, who, if Google’s translation is spot on (if not, do inform us in the comments), is from Slovyansk, Ukraine.

From what we understand, he’s the driver of the obliterated Mitsubishi Outlander that massacred a couple of trees before its wheels fell off and died.

Evidently, the Japanese SUV’s safety systems worked as intended, since the heavily intoxicated man seems largely unhurt – his middle fingers are just fine, as you can see for yourself.

After checking out the pandemonium he created, he walked away in the middle of the road looking to hitch a ride from another car…

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