A car parked diagonally in a perpendicular spot occupying two positions is always a bad omen for the skills of a driver behind the wheel, and sure enough, this holds true for the young Ukrainian owner of the pitch-black Nissan Micra captured on a pair of security cameras in the city of Kharkiv.

The woman is seeing talking to a man in the beginning of the video before she enters her Japanese supermini to leave, which given all the space she has, should be a breeze, but it’s anything but that…

It takes her about a minute to get going and when she does, well, let’s just say that her actions warrant a very big face-palm.

See for yourself in the two videos that follow the break.

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