Real Life Kingpin: This Could Have Gone A Lot Worse For Russia’s “Stop A D-Bag”

We’ve got to hand it to those guys from the Stop A Douchebag campaign. They go around pissing people off in Russia – a country where, frankly, we’d be wary of pissing off the wrong person.

But they keep at it because they want safer, more civilized roads. And then this guy comes along.

Looking like a Kingpin caricature of a Russian mobster, Igor over here (we don’t actually know his name, but it strikes us as likely as any other) drives a black BMW, first of all. But he’s also completely bald, astoundingly ugly, about as wide as he is tall, and ostensibly has enough gold in his teeth to personally bankroll a war in the Crimea.

He’s exactly the kind of guy, in short, that we wouldn’t want to piss off by, say, putting a big, gluey sticker on his windshield – and he’s not about to shrug it off from his Siberia-size shoulders.

Fortunately the presence of (who we can only hope is) his daughter in the passenger seat seems to rein him in, and the ensuing exchange crosses over from terrifying to funny… if only barely.

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  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    tonight on Moscow’s funniest videos , Igor the human can opener

  • Vitaly Plochotnikow

    His name Stas Baretsky he is well known showman
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Baretsky

  • MultiKdizzle

    That guy looks like a legit James Bond villain.

  • kachuks

    One day that aluminum can will slice his mouth up.

  • NohchiBorz

    This guy is a well known russian freak-showman. This fatso is just a bum..

    “in Russia – a country where, frankly, we’d be wary of pissing off the wrong person.”

    Its funny that u western cowards think that russians are tough)) Because we chechens own them everyday in their capital))
    And yes, this video is fake…

  • casho2015

    I love these guys

  • salamOOn

    it looks like he’s having fun….

  • T_Cake

    Was he on Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

  • Maricaibo

    Isn’t he a member of Trump’s cabinet?

  • Lyonel Baratheon

    This is a theatrical performance. Fake 100%
    An actor in red jacket.

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