Audi R8 Owner Finds Graffiti Mocking His Manhood Inside Bumper After Clash With Dealer

A British motorist who had several arguments with his dealer over damages on his Audi R8, was in for a surprise when he took the bumpers off his car.

What the owner of the German supercar, Dan Barnett, found was a series of insulting messages written inside, mocking his manhood. Some 18 months earlier, Barnett, 42, had returned his R8 to the Audi dealer three times, claiming that they damaged a bumper and the interior.

The Audi R8 owner removed the bumper to do some DIY repairs, only to find rude messages hiding underneath, according to The Sun. One of them read: “If only my penis was as penis shaped as my car.” Another one said: “I love c*** and my one is tiny I drive R8”, while two more read “I am a d**k” and “I have a tiny d**k that is why I drive fast.”

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Barnett reported Sytner Audi of Reading, Berks, to the police, accusing them of criminal damage. “At first I laughed because it is quite funny”, he said. “But that soon turned to anger that they could do this. This isn’t a cheap runaround. They damaged the car and thought they’d get away with it.”

When Barnett went to pick up his Audi R8 from the dealer, he found the paintwork on the rear bumper damaged, as well as an alloy wheel and the dashboard scratched. He returned the car three times back to the dealer before the respray met his requirements.

Barnett added: “I can’t believe this is how they treat customers.” As far as the dealer, Sytner Audi said: “We apologise for any upset. An investigation is ongoing.”

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    • Daniela Wolf

      Especially on a older gen.

    • ctk4949

      But for sure they are if they drive a huge lifted truck!! lol

    • ejd1984

      That’s usually reserved for rednecks with useless lift kits on their trucks.


  • Zed68

    More like “My d**k is super tiny and I’m bad at my job, so I’ll take revenge in the pettiest way I can think of… and get caught doing so”.

  • Mr. EP9

    Another reason people don’t like dealerships.

  • Paul

    This is ridickulous to say the least.

  • Finkployd

    Ok but does he have a tiny penis or not ? I’d like to know now

    • Loquacious Borborygmus

      Why, exactly?

      • Finkployd

        I’ve been teased and need answers

        • Loquacious Borborygmus

          It’s not one of those smallteaser things, is it?

  • TheBelltower

    A mechanic with that level of envy… perhaps has chosen the wrong career.

  • Loquacious Borborygmus

    “At first I laughed because it is quite funny”, he said. “But that soon turned to anger that they could do this. This isn’t a cheap runaround. They damaged the car and thought they’d get away with it.”

  • Ben

    The overall consensus is that rich “phat cats” or the elite are snobby and terrible people. However, the inverse is true with jealous people who refuse to apply themselves, but want all the cool stuff that comes with dedication. In short, people are terrible, with or without money.

  • Six_Tymes

    insane jealously

  • Stealth333

    Why do people take there cars to dealerships. Wow it’s 2019 and people still don’t understand the inflated prices and Micky mouse mechanics? Go to a good private mechanic!

  • Wandering_Spirit

    I’d stop buying cars from them till they all get fired due to lack of work. Anyways, the dealership is now famous for all the wrong reasons and any rich guy in town knows what the take of the staff is on them. They might go where their money is more welcome.

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