Pants-less Man Dies In Crash While Driving And Masturbating To Porn

A 58-year old man from Detroit lost his life in a car crash while driving along a highway, reportedly with his pants down and masturbating to a pornographic movie on his phone.

The accident happened around 3:30 a.m. on Sunday, on the ramp from the Lodge to I-75, after Clifford Ray Jones lost control of his 1996 Toyota. The vehicle rolled and ejected the man, who was not wearing a seatbelt, through the sunroof, killing him on the spot.

Michigan State Police troopers responded to the one-car accident, which left Lt. Mike Shaw almost speechless: “We see people putting on makeup, we see people doing different things as far as hygiene, as far as reading books, it’s almost to the fact there’s so much technology out there a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their cars.”

Police confirmed to Fox2 that the man was not wearing any pants and preliminary investigation revealed that the driver was watching an adult movie on his phone. On Tuesday, police troopers revealed to CBS that the man was…masturbating while driving.