What Would You Say To A Mercedes-AMG B-Class?

It never fails. An automaker – say, like Mercedes – reveals a new model, and enthusiasts can’t help but wonder (and artists can’t help but render) what the performance version might look like. And so it is today, albeit with one of the least likely of Benzes to get the AMG treatment.

That’s right, fanboys and girls: it’s a Mercedes-AMG version of the new, third-generation Mercedes-Benz B-Class, just revealed at the Paris Auto Show last week.

We say it’s among the least likely of candidates for Affalterbach’s attention because, first of all, the two generations that have come up until this point never got the go-fast treatment. (There was a B55 AMG concept built in 2011, complete with V8 engine, but it never saw production – and probably with good reason.) Doing so would be like BMW making a M2 Active Tourer. Or Abarth tuning a 500L. Or Nismo producing… you know what, scratch that.

These days, though, AMG has found a way of applying its skills to just about everything passenger car and crossover that Mercedes makes – short, that is, of its commercial vehicles. And that includes the smallest of Benzes, like the A-Class, CLA, and GLA, alongside which the new B-Class sits at the bottom end of the Silver Star lineup.

So we wouldn’t count on a full-on B63, like Nikita Akysonov, our man in Saint Petersberg, has labeled these latest renderings. But a B35 or B45 wouldn’t be entirely outside the realm of possibility. We’re just not about to call our bookie and put money on it, is all.

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  • Christian

    hat i would say? What would you say?

    • Ronald Roman

      I would say “Hello, Mercedes-AMG B Class. How are you this wonderful day?”

      • Christian

        You know that a shamefull president had the same first name, once…

        • Ronald Roman

          Mercedes Obama? I did not know!

          • Christian

            Ronald I Hate Blacks Regan…. Can you please change your name? I don’t feel safe seeing it…

          • Ronald Roman

            You black?

          • Christian

            I’m ‘Trans-racial’, THANK YOU!

          • Ronald Roman

            Good for you! I’m “Cis-racial”. Whatever that means….

          • Christian

            You shouldn’t make fun of me, you d um-b White Privlige Pr ick!

          • Ronald Roman

            I am not making fun of you. You said you are Trans-racial something. So, you are making fun of yourself. You don’t want me to start making fun of you and your people, believe me…:)
            BTW, what is Privlige?

          • Christian

            tired of all the K K K members out there.. leave me alone, you make me uncomfortable…

          • Ronald Roman

            Yeah, that’s the song! Your comfort is my main concern. Why don’t you move to Wakanda?

          • Christian

            Please just change your name Ronald … I really don’t want to report you for hate crime… As I said, you hurt me with that name…

          • Ronald Roman

            Where are you, UK? Hate crime, that’s a good one. I don’t even know you, how can I hate you? We have to know each other better; maybe then I will hate you , if you are worthy of my hate…OK, I’ll change my name to Hussein. Deal?

          • Christian

            Why should I tell where I’m from? I fell unsafe reading your name!

          • Ronald Roman

            Good.

          • Christian

            no!

          • Ronald Roman

            Kidding, bro! I am darker than you are! My parents named me after the mascot of their favorite food joint, not after some irrelevant President that won the Cold War!

          • Christian

            Okay.. Tell me this ! Do you like KFC and watermelon?

          • Ronald Roman

            Stereotyping much, Nazi? I bet you voted for the Orange one.

          • Christian

            Wait wait wait..I’m the Nazi? NOno..You’re the the nazi here…. I gave you the chance to change your profil name because I hurt me… YOU WILL NO DEVIDE US!

            D O D G E C H A G E R

          • Ronald Roman

            I will never “devide” you, don’t worry, Nazi!
            I am afraid to ask about DODGE CHAGER…

          • Christian

            Me Regan Ronald Regan! I vote Hillary, you dumb redneck

  • Prof Jag Cat

    I’d say if it looked like that, I’d rather drive a mazda.

  • Bob

    Why not? They’re already handing out AMG badges like a venereal disease, they shouldn’t stop now.

  • atomicbri

    Why not water down the AMG name some more? Perfect way they could do it.

  • C Noi

    i plan to use a35 amg part on it

  • Rot

    instant get

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