Boris’ Hilarious Guide On ‘How To Slav Your Car’

Have you ever looked at those Eastern European and Russian tuned cars and thought, “I need that in my life”?

Well, now you can, thanks to YouTuber Life of Boris’ 10 easy steps to ‘Slav’ your vehicle using nothing more than a bucket of water to wash that dirt off, and some tape for the beloved ‘classic’ Adidas stripes, to match your ride with your track suit and sport shoes.

Having covered these first two steps, you should install a dashcam to record road rage incidents before sharing them on the internet, and don’t forget the bass to rock those body panels, so an aftermarket subwoofer would fit in just nice inside the trunk.

Another thing some Eastern Europeans and Russians love to have in their cars is a steering wheel cover, and the more stripes it has, the better. However, don’t try to match it with the cheap seat covers, because these always have to have beads on them. Don’t forget the comfort of those sitting on the rear bench either, as a carpet and some pillows should make them happier.

For the rest of the guide, we invite you to check out Boris’ video posted below, and if for any reason you feel offended, remember that it’s nothing more than good old-fashion, tongue-in-cheek humor. You’ve officially been ‘Slaved’!

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  • badcyclist

    My shoes!!!!

  • Tumbi Mtika

    Enjoyed this.

  • Six Thousand Times

    This is so racist. Not all Slavs are like this guy. Only a little more than half. I need to get a grenade decoration for my rearview mirror, though.

    • europeon

      Hello there, SJWInTheRockies!

      • Six Thousand Times

        Blin, I guess you didn’t pick up that I, myself, am of Slavic origin and I got the joke.

  • Kehth K

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

    • Tumbi Mtika

      O…kay, that’s enough internet for you.

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