Did you miss our Russian dash-cam misadventures today? Here are three incidents for the (free) price of one post to make up for it.

First video is from the city of Maikop and it makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with some drivers – seriously, how can you speed through a pedestrian crossing like that when there’s another car stopped in front?

With the second clip, you’ll do a 90-degree turn from “Holy Smokes!” to “WTF?” and if you’re still scratching your head wondering what happened a) apparently you weren’t amused by the dog as much as I was b) I don’t believe that was Coca Cola in Andre the Giant’s soda bottle.

This leads us to the last video from St. Petersburg where a BMW 5-Series driver’s left turn took a bad hit.

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